Thursday, 19 March 2009

Mel likes to talk...


1. Wall

Now who can like Twilight SO much that they would completely coat their wall in Twilight posters? I mean, come one! It's ridiculous...
Okay, okay, I admit it, it's my best friends wall.
If by my best friend I mean myself, then I would be telling the truth.


2. Signed poster

Yeah, that's right, I have a signed poster from Robert Pattinson. Jealous much? ;)
The conversation I had with him to get this went kind of like this...


Me: Hello (yes, the conversation sarted amazingly)
Rob: Hey *smiles*
Me: erm...
Rob: *still smiling* You like Twilight?
Me: Never heard of it, what is it? (what a lie)
Rob: Oh, it's a series of books and the first one, Twilight, has been made into a movie.
Me: Oh cool, d'you think I should go see it? (I know what you're thinking, she's amazing at talking to celebrities. But she is also a filthy liar)
Rob: Yeah, it's all about vampires and love really. But it's good. In fact, I play the lead in it.
Me: Oh, then I'll definatly go see it. *smiles*
Rob: Cool, well it's great to meet an English fan (ah thank you) and also a fan that doesn't completely melt when she sees me (oh how wrong you are Roberta). So, if you don't know me from Twilight, where do you know me from?
Me: Harry Potter (love that movie and that wasn't a lie)
Rob: Oh awesome! I loved doing that. So what do you do in your spare time?
Me: Well I'm an actress and am trying to find some work at the moment. An I'm working on writing a book. I also read the Twilight saga quite alot and I've seen the movie about 4 times. Oh, and I have a website dedicated to Twilight (ahh crap!)
Rob: I thought you hadn't heard of Twilight? *frowns*
Me: Of course I have...oh, I thought you said erm...Moon Light
Rob: Right. *smirks* So you have a website dedicated to Twilight?
Me: No, my friend does. I help my friends...she's kind of obsessed. *nervous smile* Hey, could you sign this photograph for me?
Rob: Sure...here
Me: Thanks. Erm...it was nice meeting you er...I'm kinda late for...erm...bye *runs away*
Rob: *shouts* Bye! *waves*
Me: *turns* *smiles* *waves* *trips*
Rob: *faceplam*
And all that conversation was a lie.
It still says Robert Baby though ;)
I've never met Rob...me friend has a friend who is friends with him.
Oh well, we're still connected :P

3. Bracelet

The only reason I have Bella's charm bracelet is because I dressed up as Bella once for school...it's a long story.
Anyway...
IT WOULDN'T TURN!!!
Dammit bracelet photo, why won't you turn?
Evil bracelet photo! GRR
It's still perty (yes, you read right. I said perty).

4. Pocket Edward

Yes, that's right, I wish I had a Pocket Edward!
Well, I wish I had Movie Edward more, and Book Edward even more but that's not gunna happen so...
I would like to have a Pocket Edward.
If I had a Pocket Edward we could many fun pockety times.
I can imagine it now...
Me and Pocket Edward hand in hand. Playing games and laughing in a newly moan meadow. Our own special meadow.
Imagine my happiness my friends. Imagine it and buy me a pocket Edward for Easter.
Mel + Pocket Edward = pockety love

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