25/03/09

1. Poor RobertaApparently, our darling Roberta has been injured during filming for New Moon.
It is said that a metal sign blew off a post and hit him in the head.
Is it me, or does that actually sound kinda funny?
I mean, that doesn't happen very often.
Funny, maybe so, but very unfortunate.
No need to fear, Rob is fine :)

^^all that is bullshite by the way. I found out from Rob today :P

2. I like funny pictures

Gosh I love the faces he pulls as Edward.
ahahaha!

3. DVD out-and-about

Now these figures are ridiculous...
On the first day of release the Twilight DVD sold over 3 million copies.
Now that, I must say, is pretty bloody amazing.
And it's only come out in like America.
Well, loads more copies to be sold on the British release I suspect :P

4. Calender
At the end of 2008 I found some Twilight calenders on a website (can't remember which site though so don't ask).
And so, I thought I'd post them at the start of each month on here.
Enjoy March :)

And here are January and February as well...

Yesh!

1. My DVD Oh guess what?!
I said earlier that I had to wait 2 weeks before I can get the DVD...
Well, the thing is, I've pre-ordered it.
Yes, it's true, I pre-ordered my piece of the Twizzle.
But also, it wasn't just any DVD of the Twizzle I ordered, oh no. I've ordered the 2 disc special edition from HMV which has a HMV exclusive Edward sleeve.

BOOYA!

You know that's what makes me cool :P
Jealous much?!
I still won't get it 'til 6th April though :(

2. Play.com

What you see above are the magical Twilight art cards from Play.com.
Yes, you saw right, they are infact magical.

Nah, that's a load of bull.
They're not magical but they are pretty grool.
Basically, if you order the 2 disc Twilight DVD from Play.com then you get these magical art cards free with the DVD.
Pretty woople-ish me feels

3. Release party

Okay, now this just really annoys me!
Not only does the DVD come out 2 weeks later in the UK...
But the USA are also having release parties in video shops tonight.
Also, cast members will be attending these parties.
This is not fair :(
Why must I live in England? WHY?

Oh well, I guess I do live in the home of Robert Pattinson.
By that I mean England, not his house.
It's all good :P

Hmm...

1. LegsI have been told that Kristen Stewart loves her legs...
Okay, I hate to say this but yes, she has got great legs.
Want to give them to someone who actually could use them to their full advantage?
Come one Kris, you know you wanna ;)

2. DVDThe long wait for the Twizzle DVD is almost over for all you American lot...only one more day.
Yet, alas, I must wait another 2 weeks.
While you guys are sitting on your sofas in your nice warm houses watching Twizzle over and over, I will be sitting on my sofa in my nice warm house watching crappy TV over and over.
Nearly the same, but not quite.
Oh well, I'll watch erm...some other movie. I don't know what but I will.
And I shall eat some popcorn and imagine I'm watching Twizzle...

OM NOM NOM NOM
Ergh, I wish!
I miss my daily dosage of Edward Cullen *sobs*

3. Midnight Sun

Now I am very sad that Stephenie's hard work was leaked.
And very angry at the person who did such trechory (can't spell, sorry).
It would have been a good read...
So Steph, please finish writing it. We all want to know what's in Edward's head!

STEPHENIE, OH HOW WE LOVE YOU!
FA LA LALA
PLEASE FINISH SOME MIDNIGHT SUN GOODNESS!
FA LALA PLEASE

4. The Game

Rejoice!
Yes, you see right, they have made Twilight: The Board Game.
When is this new game of awesomeness out, I hear you ask.
Well, it is already in shops! March 15th was the release date.
So all you Twilight fanpires out there, go buy yourself a game that will entertain you for hours!
I don't actually know if it will entertain you for hours, I just found this photo and release date on a Twilight fan page.
But ho hum, I'm sure it will be packed full of Twilighty-board-gamey goodness.
Come on, you know you want to hold a tiny Edward in you hand ;)

Special randomness

1. Hand model Truth is, does anyone care?
Yeah, I guess it must be a great feeling that you're hands are printed on one of the greatest books ever written. I'm sorry but that feeling is all yours m'lovely.
I really couldn't give two flying sh!ts to be completely honest.

2. *Um*Brella

Am I the only one who finds this funny?
This totally cracks me up.
Not only does Kristen look even more gay than usual but she also has an umbrella growing out of her head.
You truly ruin every picture m'love, I'm sorry...well, I'm not really :D

3. It is rather funny

We were asked on the blog Lauren's Bite if Lauren was the only one who found this photo funny.
Well truth is, no Lauren, you are not the only one who finds this funny.

4. I love him

A bit of an awkward position, isn't it?!

Very chapstick worthy :P

Well er...I'm kinda...er...lost for words. Someone help me out here?!
Phwoarrr!

In the top photo he's very mature and manly...
but he looks very pinch-cheek worthy in the lower photo.
Very English-school-boy!

5. I love him two...but once again, I was wrong

I admit it, I was wrong again...
THIS is very English-school-boy.

Ahh Rob, how we remember the good old Cedric Digory days.
But we are not here about Harry Potter so let's move on...

6. Erm...I'm not sure if this is funny :S
It just confuses me really 'cause for some reason a jumper has swallowed 1/2 of Roberta's beautiful face.
Hmm...How very strange.

7. Favourites

Just thought I'd add my faveourite photos of Roberta. They too amazing not to be shared.

=D :D :) :D =D
and I'm done

Some more Twizzle goodness

1. French interview

I'm sorry but I feel the need to say something about this interview.
IT'S BLOODY AWESOME!!!
I laugh my head off everytime I watch it.
I do agree with something Rob says though (very much so)...

What is it you can't bear about the person next to you?
Rob: Her personality

ahaha
in your face Kristen Pot-Head Stewart!

Watch this interview (you shall find it awesome) at...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n57uAVsBUYg

2. New body

Ashley Greene, plays the part of Alice Cullen, is reported to have expressed a liking for Taylor Lautner's (plays the part of Jacob Black) new body.

Ashley said:

He looks fantastic…I was sitting in the make-up trailer and I looked over and he was taking his shirt off because he was doing a—they were looking for his double—and I was just like, “You’ve got to be joking. You’ve got to be joking.” The girls are going to be very satisfied, I can tell you. It looks like [The] 300!

Come on girls!
Ashley also reassured us that we will get a nice dose of Robert Pattinson:

Of course they threw Rob in there! He comes in as a flittering image to tell Bella not to do anything reckless and then you have him at the very beginning at school, at the party when he’s saying goodbye to her and the flitterring images and in Italy as well, so they’ll get their fix.

3. Fan-made New Moon advert

Sorry, I just thought this advert for New Moon was amazing. It's not the official advert because it's fan-made. It was made by Tiffanyd666 for youtube. The guy who is Jacob Black in this advert is not Taylor Lautner (just warning you), though Taylor is playing Jacob in the movie.

Enjoy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v1RBkab2DQ&feature=channel

I've also found a shorter one by Tiffanyd666 which is also totally awesome...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mKEj56nXfw&feature=channel

4. haha...no

What the hell?
What's with that face Roberta?
I mean, I get that James is about to kill the one you love but still, you don't have to give him that face.
Cam is very good looking really. If that's what you're worried about you don't have to worry. You will always be the one for me :P
And anyway, Kris is really not worth all the hassle of shipping her off to Pheonix and chasing James and Victoria across the country. Should've just let Kris be killed and get it over with.
Bella, okay that's fine but Kristen, no. I'd shoot her myself.

AHAHAHA!!!
Okay, I think that just about sums this picture up.

ha...no
this is really crap, not even funny
disappointing

Mel likes to talk...

1. Wall

Now who can like Twilight SO much that they would completely coat their wall in Twilight posters? I mean, come one! It's ridiculous...
Okay, okay, I admit it, it's my best friends wall.
If by my best friend I mean myself, then I would be telling the truth.

2. Signed poster

Yeah, that's right, I have a signed poster from Robert Pattinson. Jealous much? ;)
The conversation I had with him to get this went kind of like this...

Me: Hello (yes, the conversation sarted amazingly)
Rob: Hey *smiles*
Me: erm...
Rob: *still smiling* You like Twilight?
Me: Never heard of it, what is it? (what a lie)
Rob: Oh, it's a series of books and the first one, Twilight, has been made into a movie.
Me: Oh cool, d'you think I should go see it? (I know what you're thinking, she's amazing at talking to celebrities. But she is also a filthy liar)
Rob: Yeah, it's all about vampires and love really. But it's good. In fact, I play the lead in it.
Me: Oh, then I'll definatly go see it. *smiles*
Rob: Cool, well it's great to meet an English fan (ah thank you) and also a fan that doesn't completely melt when she sees me (oh how wrong you are Roberta). So, if you don't know me from Twilight, where do you know me from?
Me: Harry Potter (love that movie and that wasn't a lie)
Rob: Oh awesome! I loved doing that. So what do you do in your spare time?
Me: Well I'm an actress and am trying to find some work at the moment. An I'm working on writing a book. I also read the Twilight saga quite alot and I've seen the movie about 4 times. Oh, and I have a website dedicated to Twilight (ahh crap!)
Rob: I thought you hadn't heard of Twilight? *frowns*
Me: Of course I have...oh, I thought you said erm...Moon Light
Rob: Right. *smirks* So you have a website dedicated to Twilight?
Me: No, my friend does. I help my friends...she's kind of obsessed. *nervous smile* Hey, could you sign this photograph for me?
Rob: Sure...here
Me: Thanks. Erm...it was nice meeting you er...I'm kinda late for...erm...bye *runs away*
Rob: *shouts* Bye! *waves*
Me: *turns* *smiles* *waves* *trips*
Rob: *faceplam*

And all that conversation was a lie.
It still says Robert Baby though ;)
I've never met Rob...me friend has a friend who is friends with him.
Oh well, we're still connected :P

3. Bracelet

The only reason I have Bella's charm bracelet is because I dressed up as Bella once for school...it's a long story.
Anyway...
IT WOULDN'T TURN!!!
Dammit bracelet photo, why won't you turn?
Evil bracelet photo! GRR
It's still perty (yes, you read right. I said perty).

4. Pocket Edward

Yes, that's right, I wish I had a Pocket Edward!
Well, I wish I had Movie Edward more, and Book Edward even more but that's not gunna happen so...
I would like to have a Pocket Edward.
If I had a Pocket Edward we could many fun pockety times.
I can imagine it now...
Me and Pocket Edward hand in hand. Playing games and laughing in a newly moan meadow. Our own special meadow.
Imagine my happiness my friends. Imagine it and buy me a pocket Edward for Easter.
Mel + Pocket Edward = pockety love

New Moon

I'm at home ill...hence why I'm making so many posts today.

1. Wolf Pack


Okay so it goes (from left to right)...
Paul: Alex Meraz
Emily (woo she has my name) Young: Tinsel Korey
Sam Uley: Chaske Spencer
Jacob Black: Taylor Lautner
Quil Ateara: Tyson Houseman
Jared: Bronson Pelletier
Embry Call: Kiowa Gordon

Okay well, Alex seems pretty hot but he's an angry, angry wolf.
Tinsel seems a bit stressed out for some odd reason.
Chaske scares me a little.
Taylor will always be my favourite. I love him muchly.
What is up with Tyson? I just want to set a chessboard down infront of him...though he'd thrash me. Why is he a geek anyway? :S
Bronson is really quite tiny...aparently.
And Kiowa is just very side-fringey!

Those are my verdicts of new wolfs.




2. My faveourite fan-made New Moon poster

Da-da...the winner!
I have no idea who made it, all I know is that I love it.
Rob is proper uber-sex and this is deffiantly a credit to him.
But Roberta m'love, if you do so much as shave you little head there or button-up your jacket I shall be very angry.
You know you want to please me and others, don't you R? :P

3. Other fan-made posters

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And that's what I think of that poster.
Only joking, it's my 2nd favourite but it has K-Stew in.

4. Twilight Guide poster contest

If you're interested in making a New Moon poster yourself and wanna get something for it, then enter this contest at twilightguide.com
There are first, second and third prizes to be won so get creating!
Oh great, now I sound like one of those really annoying teachers who tries to get you to do something really gay that you don't wanna do.
But still, have a go if you're bored or something and if it's really good you could get Twilight merchandise.

These are two sample posters that Leandra from Twilight Guide made.

Enter the New Moon Movie poster contest.

The cast of Twizzle

1. Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen)

I must say, I love you...forever (ahaha).
Nah, I'm not in love with a guy that I've never met...now that would be weird (I think).
But, just so you know, he's hot, he's English, he's mine :P .....I wish.
Roberta, you're 1st on my phitt list...wooples!
*stare* *swoon* and down I go

2. Kristen (Pot-head) Stewart (*Isa*Bella Swan)

A little song for you Kris...

Kristen, how I hate you.
You were never my companion.
You were there for me when I was sad (becauseyouweretheonemakingmesadasIsawyourfaceandterribleactingskills).
And even when I was hungry.

Yes, it's true. I will eat your stupid pot headed-ness.
OM NOM NOM NOM
I don't think I like her much, do you?

3. Taylor Lautner (Jacob Black)

Mmm...he is quite lovely, I suppose he is the member of the cast who is closest to my age.
Isn't that smile just so pinch-cheek worthy?
aww bless
Taylor, you are 2nd on my Phitt List...well done!
You beat Peter but lost to Rob.
Now let's go have a rave like normal teenagers do...

4. Charlie Swan (Billy Burke)

Well, erm...that's the guy who plays Charlie.
Enjoy

5. Cam Gigandet (James)

Yeah, he's pretty hot.
Though he is an evil poop who tried to kill Bella...
Oh wait, that means he tries to kill Kristen.
Okay Cam, go straight ahead :)

6. Ashley Greene (Alice Cullen)

Yeah, it's signed, I thought it was pretty cool.
Anyway...
She's so gorgeous it's not fair AND she plays my favourite Twilight character.
I think I may have a girl-crush on Ashley...but not in a lesbian way.
Oh, I found this photo on the internet by the way...it's not my signed photo.

7. Nikki Read (Rosalie Hale)

I know Rosalie is meant to be the prettiest (and she is gorgeous) but I think Ashley is prettier...sorry Nikki.

8. Jackson Rathbone (Jasper Hale)

Well...yum :P

9. Kellan Lutz (Emmett Cullen)

Anytime I see him now I just can't help thinking 90210

10. Peter Facinelli (Carlisle Cullen)

I like him best with blonde hair, makes him look younger.
Peter, you are 8th on my Phitt List.

11. Elizabeth Reaser (Esme Cullen)

I love this kindly mother vampire...
Now that sounds kinda weird